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Saturday 19th July, 2008

Unnecessary censorship: Sesame Street

And now for something return more to the roots of this site:

Edit: Originally linked one was removed, updated with working copy.

Tuesday 10th June, 2008

99.9% complete

Your entertainment today, which I came across on digg:

99.9% complete

Edit: ahaha, and the reply to that, thanks to scooby:
OMG!

Thursday 13th March, 2008

Strangest gunfight ever

Okay. Seriously. WTF.

http://www.maniacworld.com/strangest-gunfight-ever.html

Thursday 6th March, 2008

How to use predictive text swearing

In a world without swearing being possible using mobile phones predictive text functionality, we might end up with situations like at the end of this sketch:

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Wednesday 30th January, 2008

A novel idea

I'm really losing faith in humanity today. First, a Cheeseburger in a can, and then... well... you decide.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/2227274207_23bac81e37_o.png

I has can cheezburger?

Oh dear. The quotes, they fly into my head as if without any effort!

"mmm, this IS a tasty burger! Mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?"

Canned cheeseburger.

Jules: I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a canned burger in Germany?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em Vincent.
Vincent: Cheeseburger in der Dose.
Jules: Un Cheeseburger in der Dose!
Vincent: Ich habe ein Pausebrot gegessen.
Jules: Ich habe ein Boner gesprungen.
Brett: Haha.
Vincent: Ja ja.
Jules: Ja.